oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

lickitungrapunxel:

noddin my head like yeah 

movin my hips like yeah 

(Source: kungfupancham)

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

dicekind:

xainagal:

if someone says they dont want to be touched

• dont touch them
• dont fucking touch them
• actually dont touch them
• dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
• THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM
  

also dont continue touching them bc you think their reaction is cute

owlapin:

owlapin:

owlapin:

MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING

you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page for you im

im not even lying im so mad